Thursday, December 11, 2008

WHINING!!!!

I used to be this really happy contended girl with my perfectly normal, boring not-so-happening life!I am this very unassuming girl whom nobody noticed .....not even the luck gods! And i was starting to feel fed up with that nothing happening life!My friends had such colorful lives that I admit I started getting jealous! Such drama they witnessed in their everyday life....such weird people they met everywhere, and I had nothing out of the ordinary! And i was not proud at all like the Dursleys to be normal.....i wanted drama and entertainment in my own life....i was sick and tired of having nothing new....neither did i have the good luck thingy that some very extraordinarily rare people have....nor could i boast of attracting bad luck!ok...that may not sound as an attractive deal to some but believe me if u had a drab life like mine u wud hav understood what joy there is to be like those protagonists of hollywood chick flicks , who are always running around to get their lives moving and are yet stuck in second gear...and then they can run to their extremely dumb looking boyfriends and whine all about it in their 'supercool' american accent !WOW!!!I envied them!
So i thought of changing my life and as usual to change ur life all you need to do is change urself and to do that the first thing to do is change ur looks.....ok let me be honest honey thats not the first thing to do....it is infact the only thing to do!there is nothing hollow about accepting that.they have been telling us that since our childhood,thru fairy tales like Cinderella about the wonders of makeover.and u thot the fairy god mother did magic!tch!she was a beautician working for Loreal!So i went in for a makeover.And that was the biggest mistake of my life.And then of all the mortals and gods and lesser mortals and higher gods ,who could have noticed me …it was the luck god,the bad luck god!!!!!!
And things started taking a downhill turn!!!!Eversince i started having perfects days where evrything goes wrong from the moment i get out of the bed till the time i am back there!so many coincidence start happening....
I generally carry limited cash in my purse,but one fine day i happen to carry 3000 bucks and thats the very day my purse gets nicked!
Evryone sends their results for a review,and gets their mars increased,and in the entire college,i happen to be the only one whose marks get decreased!!
i get a call for my seemingly dream job in a company which plans to open its branches in this ciy and thanks to political upheavals in the state,the company strikes off its plans to come!!!
i go for a job interview and find out that my to be boss happens to be my present boss's school buddy(does that even happen to anyone!!!!thats even worse than Rachaels experience in Friends)
I go for a two day trip,and have to use the toilet in the train and my mobile phone falls off my pocket down the commode(have u even heard of such a ridiculous situation!!!!)

and the list goes on......
What wouldn't i do to get back my normal boring not so happening life.melodrama in the screen and in other people's life is entertaining enuf...i hav no mare desire to be in this life sucking situation!